The Summer of the Overwhelming Actors' Bodyparts continues this weekend. Jumping onstage with Haydn Christensen's eyebrows and Angelina Jolie's lips are Katie Holme's nipples and Christian Bale's mouth. Perhaps the Academy should create a new category for the Oscars this year: Best Performance by a Body Part. In all of these cases, the body parts in question either totally overwhelm the performance of the actor, or they are the means by which the actor works. In
Star Wars III: Christensen's eyebrows crawl across his forehead like a marching band at half-time forming the words that his dialogue can't speak: don't make me angry; you won't like me when I'm angry. In
Mr. & Mrs. Smith Angelina Jolie's lips reprise the action princess role they last performed in the Lara Croft films. Even though the rest of Jolie's body parts ham it up for whatever attention they can get, the camera just loves those lips. Even when not in close up, they draw the viewer's eye away from all of the action. It is no surprise that in all of the most heated fight scenes, the director chose to make sure that the Lips were always well hidden through choreography and flash cuts.
Batman Begins claims to star Christian Bale and Katie Holmes, but it is really their significant body parts that do all the work. Granted, Holmes character is not given much to do in this comic book origin tale. Yet, in the few scenes where she does play a significant role, her nipples garner way more attention than her dialog. When she is lecturing Bruce about being a meaningless twit, we know that her words are "significant" because the nipples are in hiding behind a suit with a revealing neckline; even though we can't see the nipples, we know they're there, and so does Bruce. When DA Dawes is knocked unconscious by the Scarecrow's psycho gas, Holmes's nipples tell us all we need to know about the situation: the young, beautiful, and good heroine is vulnerable and desirable. At the end of the film when our vulnerable and desirable DA has been rescued by Batman Bruce, she appears in a clingy satin chemise that gives the nipples ample power to drown out her little speech about how the Bruce she knows is still missing with a screaming monologue that leaves little doubt that Miss Dawes is really quite content to let the Bruce she knows take up permanent residence on a milk carton just so long as Batman Bruce is around.
Meanwhile, the director has chosen to forego the fake codpieces and nipples that plagued the male participants in the previous
Batman flicks and instead have cast a larger-than-life mouth to fill out the Dark Knight's mask. While Angelina Jolie's lips have no problem working alone, Bale's mouth is wonderful example of ensemble acting. When Bale needs to play a suave socialite--as he did in
American Psycho--his dazzlingly white teeth have just the right amount of imperfection to lend a genuineness to his smile. The teeth are framed by highly expressive lips that can go from welcoming softness to menacing steel in a flash. The third member of the ensemble are the gums. Bale's gums have an amazing ability to bulge out from beneath his lips, giving an impression that he's got more mouth than his head can hold.
Reign of Fire was a breakout film for the gums as Bale played a gritty Irishman (or lower-class Englishman) fighting both evil dragons and arrogant Americans. In
Batman Returns, Bale's gums are highlighted by the cut-away mask. Whenever Bruce goes into Batman mode, his gums extrude like claws from a tiger's paw. There also seems to be some correlation between the gums going into action and Bale's voice dropping three octaves, but that's an observation for another day. On the whole, Bale's mouth is the window to Bruce Wayne's souls. As DA Dawes observes, the Bruce Wayne face is a mask for the Batman to wear. Whenever Wayne faces evil, his mouth is the first part to lose the mask; it is as though the Batman crawls out of Bruce Wayne through the mouth. Which, when you think about it, is somewhat fitting.
So, as the summer progresses and the body part parade continues, I'm wondering: which part of Tom Cruise will overwhelm
War of the Worlds: his teeth? eyes? or, as in the
MI films, will it be his hair? If it's the hair, will Jessica Alba's coiffure steal his thunder having already taken an impressive turn in
Sin City and ramping up the energy for
Fantastic Four. And can Nicole Kidman's nose in
Bewitched trounce them all?